i am so very sneaky.
i follow you around the house.
i run away when you wanna snatch my toy from my mouth.
i look for you when you go hiding out at the balcony.
i bark at you when you scold me.
i hide underneath the bed when you want to beat me.
i growl at you when you carry me like a baby.
i jump up the dining table to look for food.
i chase after birds that block my path during walks.
i am little muffin.
hmm... not-so-little muffin!